Red Lobster- real or from the can?

In the last year Red Lobster has become a hot topic of conversation amongst a couple of people I know (you both don't know each other but you know who you are). From having to hear that Red Lobster has the best seafood in country (ummm lie) to asking for a Reb Lobster gift certificate for xmas combined with the Tim McGraw cologne (weird).

Then today while watching old episodes of "How I Met Your Mother" Marshall & Lily went to Red Lobster in Times Square to "save their relationship"....I mean WTF is there something i am not understanding about Red Lobster??! It's canned meat soaked in butter and served as though its fresh from the water and in Times Square that would mean the Hudson? (the same place that the wonderful Captain Sully landed a plane). And if you eat Red Lobster in Nebraska...where does that fresh fish come from? Anyways...I had to say something because I feel like Reb Lobster is sending me a signal...I don't know what it is but it's trying to tell me something!! Oh and as always I stand by my decision to NEVER eat there.