This year to celebrate my 28th birthday we went to Butterfield 8...a bar that has become somewhat synonymous with our group of friends and a lot of friends that come in from out of town. I love this bar and not because I adore the owner (although I of course do Chad). But no the real reason that I love this place is because without fail there is always a hilarious story to tell about this place the next morning and last night was no different. Have you ever seen a real life soap-opera unfold right in front of you, well we witnessed one that was just hilarious, it kept 7 drunk people entertained for 2 hours (thanks for the unlimited drinks during the showing). This guy, we'll call him Joe...Joe is married and he was out with his friend Marshall (we named him this because he looked like Marshall from "How I Met Your Mother"). Joe's wife was at a bachelor party which he assumed had strippers and therefore gave him permission to go out to Butterfield 8 and pick up chicks....Joe spent about 2 hours flirting with this woman Svetlana who eventually said she would not leave the bar until he went with her. UMM WHAT? did you mention to her that you were married Joe?? And what about when Kristin offered to be your wife to "save" you!!!? No Joe thought it was best to start flirting with another girl to make Svetlana jealous....newsflash Joe, Svetlana was jealous of another woman...YOUR WIFE! LOL Oh man men....ok so you may have had to be there to find this funny, but the story basically ends by Joe hitting on my single friend leading me to believe that he was just a whore. Oh and his friend Marshall has a thing for girls with a good scalp?! what??!!!
Thanks to everyone for an amazing and memorable 28th birthday...i promise to have a better tolerance by the time my 30th comes around, although let's be honest i have said that since I was 21 (or younger).
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